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The Femme Domme Menace -- Parody of an advice column on cybersex The Man Page -- This page is everything a man needs to survive in this world, humor, advice, sports and women. The Naked Dancing Llama -- A tangoing, frolicking, peanut spitting llama who is here to help you with your problems. The Truth According To Iago Steele -- The truth about life''s big mysteries and senseless little annoyances by Scott Charles Adams. The World of Dooda -- Offers advice on anything through email. Why Are You Asking Me? -- Clouse Prober gives his opinion on any subject based on his personal experience and point of view. Topics include Money, Show Business, Personal Relationships, Etiquette, Health and Current Events.
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